An afternoon Criminali-tea

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An afternoon Criminali-tea

Chelsea Cloisters

Sloane Avenue


020 7581 33585

If you are lucky enough to have a free afternoon one Saturday then why not have a spot of criminali-tea?

Somewhere along the Sloane Avenue, Uncle Bart’s gangsters are running a covert operation for all you shady associates. In case you didn’t know before, this spot is the perfect place for a scrumptious afternoon tea. Once booked, you will receive a secret message with strict instructions you must adhere to. Sneak through the back door to enjoy a hidden liqueur and boot-legging activities, alongside a selection of sandwiches, cakes and ice cream sundaes all the way from Chicago. Don’t get too comfortable though, the cops are always on the prowl so be prepared for a raid to interrupt the party.

The Criminali-tea menu features the most sought-after all-American sweet delights. Teapots includes ‘Get Minted’, made with vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup, elderflower cordial, fresh cucumber, fresh mint and apple juice and other thirst-quenching fruity creations. Tuck into some ‘chow’ from ‘knuckle sandwiches’ to ‘ice scream when I see a cop’.

Single teapot and contraband chow £35pp

Bottomless teapot and contraband chow £55pp

Champagne and contraband chow £59pp

Email to book your spot for this fun way to get 2018 underway.